Am I Sick?? Whats wrong with me?

Ok I have cramps...ALL DAY (yes I know what your thinking, let me continue) I have been Peeing like ever hour... And its completely CLEAR and I have not been drinking water so I am confused.. I have actually not been drinking as much as Im peeing... And Im farting ALOT and it smells.... This has been happening for a day almost two? ANY IDEAS IM CONFUSED!?!?!? DONT LAUGH, HELP!