I was wondering about real dentist-sharpened vampire teeth...?

Before you go all out, how old are you? What do you do/want to do for a career? Vampire teeth may seem "cool" in high school/college, and possibly in some professions like tattoo artists, body piercers, musicians, or bar tenders. However, if you plan on doing anything even slightly conservative, vampire teeth = no job because you'll look, well, like a vampire... just throwing it out there...